Ask Scarfanon
Vegetables? How about Vegeta Bulls? Saiyan bovines anyone?

shubbabang:

I’ve been working on this like on and off for like a year now and I’m not sure how I feel about it but I figured it was done and i might as well post it lol

shubbabang:

I’ve been working on this like on and off for like a year now and I’m not sure how I feel about it but I figured it was done and i might as well post it lol

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

stopheterophobia:

please watch your language when you talk about children. they are not animals, they are not natural disasters, they are not evil little monsters, they’re just tiny people who are 100% dependent on the adults in their lives and i find it disturbing that people think it’s hilarious and cute to talk about how much they hate them

basedgosh:

HELLO BOYS YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE SAD IF THE GIRL YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL HER A WHORE/SLUT/PRUDE BITCH ETC AND THINK YOURE ENTITLED TO HER NETHER REGIONS

toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

p0ntmarnasse:

Neil Cicierega seems like a pretty good guy

disasterscenario:

theblackestwidow:

THIS MAN IS A GIFT

I highly recommend finding this whole segment because this isn’t even the best part of his whole bit on the wage gap.

kingsleyyy:

reblog if this cat is prettier than you

DAYUM.  That is one gorgeous feline!

kingsleyyy:

reblog if this cat is prettier than you

DAYUM.  That is one gorgeous feline!

punkrockbetty:

this

Mr. Murray, I appreciate the advice, but there’s this thing called money, that not all of us are able to just spend willy nilly.