For those who don’t know, the voice for the faceless old woman is the actress who played Matilda.
And her voice is amazing.
You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herrons
What the fuck
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
SAVE ALL THE CATS :’(
sometimes i actually go on facebook and then
Is it weird that I now find myself wondering how many people were stupid enough to go out, buy bleach, and then pee in it, just to see if the person was telling the truth?
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
I think we all know who is going to win this battle.
i wanna know the story behind this
Why did I ever stop watching this show?
Walk up to shawty like “how you like my Squid legs ma”
what the fuck is this
Somebody reverse this please
Believe it or not
This needs to have stories written about it; imagine if Fred and George found the book.
“Harry Potter is symmetrical.”
Not just symmetrical - this is ring composition, favoured by Homer and other good writers. The 4th book is at the centre of the ring.
JK Rowling knows her beans.
Reblogging because I like that phrase a lot.
i love everything about this post
I love how dementors are synonymous to Umbridge. I agree with this completely.
This… is really amazing. I-… wow.
The technical term for this is a chiasm. Props to JK for using a great old storytelling technique.
FUDGE PLACES DEMENTORS AT HOGWARTS
FUDGE PLACES UMBRIDGE AT HOGWARTS
why should you make a webcomic?
- it’s regular drawing practice
- you get to draw and develop the universe your OCs live in
- you could draw your OCs making out with context
- see number 3
how can you make a webcomic?
- make a new tumblr
- install this theme…